Jun 03, 2012
@ 1:19 PM

• friend: you should've come with us!
• me: an invitation might have helped

Jun 02, 2012
@ 11:21 PM

Cantar llorando la canción que te hace mierda. 

Jun 02, 2012
@ 8:27 PM

• waitress: what would you like to drink
• me: the blood of my enemies
• waitress: 
• me: 
• waitress: 
• me: 
• waitress: is pepsi okay?

Jun 02, 2012
@ 2:23 PM

anrdew:

does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on

Jun 01, 2012
@ 6:41 PM

• mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
• me: i have no idea

May 31, 2012
@ 9:09 PM

Mi vida está más enredada que mis audífonos.